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Title: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 19, 2010, 10:18:10 PM
it has been half a decade  when will you have a video update be on youtube  ???
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: gi777 on December 20, 2010, 05:05:32 PM
What are you talking about? The hl:e team updates the media section everyday!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 06:35:59 PM
Carsoft, maybe the media does not appear to you because your computer have virus and keyloggers, try to format it, and you will see several videos of HL Enhanced will appear  ;D
Approximately 42 videos
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 09:40:24 PM
well,...
that cant happen to me and  can you just give me a url link it is easier and ill be patient
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 09:58:48 PM
Sorry, you can not have if your computer is the problem that I think is ... the videos simply will not open.
Do this, open your computer and put a jackfruit inside it, usually works, you can trust
When the fruit warm the liquid that she lets the computer will run much faster and will allow you to see the videos, and will probably enable ragdoll in your Half Life
If you do not know what is a jackfruit.
Here's a screenshot:
(http://www.baixaki.com.br/imagens/wpapers/BXK5316_0125004800.jpg)

Place one of these inside your PC.
The staff here at the forum can confirm what I say, absolutely true
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 10:02:31 PM
i dont have a virus dude PLZ I WILLZ SEND SHREX TO EAT U! and i dont use the windwos i   use the start up browser and plz send the leak and NO SPAMMING! IN MY FOURMS
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 10:19:30 PM
Yes, you have so much virus, and your virus affects any computer, with windows or not, no computer is able to detect, if I remember is called Daza_viruz.
And will not open any video of Half Life Enhanced until you put a jack fruit into your pc, the HL Enhanced videos use de xes format compiled by gersbad engine 5.4.3.2.1.2
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: KylerAdams on December 20, 2010, 10:25:58 PM
No, I'm pretty sure brahma is right. My dad's a computer repair expert, and he agrees. Another friend, an ITT graduate, also agrees with him.

I'm afraid your computer is infested with spyware and virsuses, and perhaps even a keylogger, as brahma said.

You need to run a magnet over your hard drive several times. A magnet is capable of sucking all the viruses and spyware out of a harddrive. The antivirus software companies got together and did a massive thing to hide this fact, so they can keep making viruses and make themselves billions, so you may not have heard about it.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 10:36:36 PM
hmm.... a fruit will crus your pc >:(

I USE A NEW LAPTOP THE DAY AFTER XMAS

AND A MAGNETT WILL SUCK ALL THE ENERGY OUT OF YOUR HARD DRIVE just gimme a fing link 

where do i go if im at the root of the fourm area?
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 10:39:01 PM
and im on my mom and dads pc right now so i cant have a virus sause nothing is on it!!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 10:47:23 PM
Okay, okay, as I am a nice guy, I'll pass the link to the videos, screenshots and a beta only for developers

I hosted here:
http://www.meatspin.com/
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
YOUR MOTHER IS IN THAT PORN VIDEO GO FUCK UR ASS HOLE YOU GAY WOD DICK FACE!! ???
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 11:07:12 PM
What the hell are you talking about? Porn Video? You're crazy?
Ahh ... must be a virus on your network that you are redirecting to weird address, I'm sure, quick, put a jackfruit on your computer before it's too late, the virus has infected the computer of your mom and dad

Seriously now, here: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 11:13:16 PM
wow your such a lyair :o

your gay for watching porn at 7
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 11:16:02 PM
your all just SCAG'S! who dont want me to see the videos your so mean and retarted!!  :'(
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 11:17:12 PM
Hey, why are you surprised? This whole forum is gay ... everyone, without exception, just wondered why you went into a gay forum? You want to take gay?  ;D
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: waqwarrior on December 20, 2010, 11:17:47 PM
Your concept of spelling leads me to believe quite the contrary.

http://lemonparty.org
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 11:23:56 PM
i just reported the both of you gay people to matt' and btw thanks for saying my fourm is asome THANKS I KNOW IT IS AWSOME!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 11:27:02 PM
UE FORUN IS AUWESOME  :o :o :o
U IS A STR00NG H4CK3R, U IS AWSOM
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Shotgunguy on December 20, 2010, 11:29:02 PM
i just reported the both of you gay people to matt' and btw thanks for saying my fourm is asome THANKS I KNOW IT IS AWSOME!

One question, why do you keep calling this "Your forum"? This may be your thread, but not your forum.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 11:30:57 PM
lol srry shtgun i call it my fourm cause it is a thread in a fourm i didnt know but plz see the sites the fags sent me


can uat least guve me a url for the media section?
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Shotgunguy on December 20, 2010, 11:33:30 PM
All Half-Life: Enhanced media is on the HL:E ModDB page (http://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-enhanced)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 11:39:31 PM
<daza>UR GFORUM IS WAWESOME CARSORFF U IS THE GU|Y
UR AWESOME GIVE FRIED  BACON ANDEGFS NIGGA STOLE MY BIK </daza>
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 11:41:30 PM
yeah but ther is only 3 pics and one video can u give mea link to the media thread??
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 20, 2010, 11:48:11 PM
ok u guys give me a video of guys DICKS nand ur calling my fourm gay   ok well get off your man peroid and leave my thread and kill your self cause i sent shrek to eat u ;)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 20, 2010, 11:50:30 PM
NIGGA STOLE MY FORUM
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: waqwarrior on December 21, 2010, 12:02:03 AM
Take an IQ Test and tell me your results.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 21, 2010, 12:40:53 AM
dude we SHOULDENT be spamming like u guys

and asking for leaks and links 
we should be happy this mod is still alive cause there is no more ragdoll,ect ect (i could only think of ragdolls)
so pleas bug off and stop posting gay men dicks ok
JUST GIMME THE FUCKING URL I DONT HAVE A VIRUS U SPAMMERS
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: hlfan on December 21, 2010, 01:15:38 AM
Well, just calm, to got the ub3r l337 edition of the leak "THAT YOU WANT" do this:

1st: Execute Microsoft office 2012 (it must be this version cuz it wont work)

2nd: smash your head in on the keyboard

2st: see what you write en the key board

3rd: Cry with all that you can, meanwhile, try to scream "WTF!!", if a bomb c4 appears don't be afraid.

4th: WOW 4th, im the h4z0rs!!, lol, well put the text you writed as a email adress, registrer and you will recieve a email with the link for the leak :D
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 21, 2010, 02:40:58 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: gi777 on December 21, 2010, 07:28:46 AM
dude we SHOULDENT be spamming like u guys

and asking for leaks and links 
we should be happy this mod is still alive cause there is no more ragdoll,ect ect (i could only think of ragdolls)
so pleas bug off and stop posting gay men dicks ok
JUST GIMME THE FUCKING URL I DONT HAVE A VIRUS U SPAMMERS


(http://generaleskimo.shackspace.com/gifs/120px-STOP_POSTING.gif)
desu.



Srsly daza, stop it.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: D3ads on December 21, 2010, 08:47:03 AM
(http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/149/148930/uboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboauboa.png)

/thread
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 21, 2010, 08:32:28 PM
congratz.

u cant just gimme a url for the media  well guess what

the FIRST REAL ONE! to send me a link i will give 2 dollars to
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: gi777 on December 21, 2010, 08:52:35 PM
U GIVE DWO DOWWARHS FO SUCKY SUCKY?
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/mods/1/11/10674/thumb_620x2000/particles_garg_flame.jpg)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Shotgunguy on December 21, 2010, 08:55:34 PM
There isn't any other media other then the stuff posted on ModDB and these forums.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 21, 2010, 09:25:42 PM
Dude, if you want ragdoll and other effects just buy Half Life Source. (Half Life in Source Engine)
Dude, at least so you stop annoying everyone here, really, everyone hates you because you are a spoiled child who can do nothing but ask for a mod that has virtually died.
There are very good mods to be developed for HLS, such as the ShotgunGuy (HL S Facepunch HD) and my mod too (HLSREDUX)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 21, 2010, 09:38:02 PM
you know what BRAHAMOURMOMS PUSSY

only 3 pplmhate me u and the other fags so fuck off 

I will have more of a life than u
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 21, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
Can someone ban this kid here?
Ok, brat, you may not believe but here are the screenshots of these mods that I said, stop being stupid.

HLSHD(Facepunch Version)
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6990/facepunch.jpg)

Half Life Source Redux
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6220/redux.jpg)

Two excellent mods for Half-Life SOURCE, if you want ragdoll and other things, appeal to the Source engine instead of being a rude asking for something that will not quit
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Shotgunguy on December 22, 2010, 12:33:34 AM
Dat Lighting
(http://randshit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dat_ass.jpg)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 22, 2010, 12:47:21 AM
dude im asking for some video media not ragdolls  (but that would be nice lolz :D)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 22, 2010, 01:11:44 AM
You want the truth? NO VIDEOS! Not even exist.
This mod is dead are years, crazy
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 22, 2010, 01:28:25 AM
if it was dead matt' would tell us and this fourm and web site would be deleted
!!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 22, 2010, 01:47:27 AM
/facepalm...
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Ambient.Impact on December 22, 2010, 06:03:39 AM
Hi.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: bloodsurfer on December 22, 2010, 12:21:22 PM
Hi.
Hey, coming to the rescue ?
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Red Slug on December 22, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/nqb4ae.gif)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Ambient.Impact on December 22, 2010, 07:59:23 PM
Hey, coming to the rescue ?
Nope.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: bloodsurfer on December 22, 2010, 09:52:25 PM
Nope.
So that was your anual post then ?
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 22, 2010, 10:46:06 PM
PLZ A.I MAKE A VIDEO OF HLE JUST ONE AND POSYT IT ON YOUTUBE WE SHOULD'NT GET
nothing...for waiting 5 years plz just one video!
I wqill give you my cats and my dog that will give 3 cats and a dog lolz!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Ambient.Impact on December 22, 2010, 11:57:24 PM
So that was your anual post then ?
Yep.

PLZ A.I MAKE A VIDEO OF HLE JUST ONE AND POSYT IT ON YOUTUBE WE SHOULD'NT GET
nothing...for waiting 5 years plz just one video!
I wqill give you my cats and my dog that will give 3 cats and a dog lolz!
I don't think you'd like what I would do with your cats and dog.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 23, 2010, 12:07:10 AM
so when is their gonna be a video?
were dieing to see one!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Shotgunguy on December 23, 2010, 01:51:13 AM
I think you're the only one dying to see more media, the rest of us seem to be content with it.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: waqwarrior on December 23, 2010, 02:10:43 AM
A.I. - I'm a cat person too, let's exchange recipes!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Ambient.Impact on December 23, 2010, 02:36:27 AM
A.I. - I'm a cat person too, let's exchange recipes!
Don't overbake, and always declaw. That's my secret.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: waqwarrior on December 23, 2010, 02:53:52 AM
They're so tender when you microwave 'em.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Red Slug on December 23, 2010, 07:19:19 PM
They're so tender when you microwave 'em.

Well, actually they are getting very dry and brittle
(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/CatBread.jpg)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Captain Scarlet on December 23, 2010, 08:38:59 PM
 >:(
SCARLET HATES ANIMAL ABUSE in pictures
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Red Slug on December 23, 2010, 09:12:03 PM
>:(
SCARLET HATES ANIMAL ABUSE in pictures

Well actually it's a breadcat, which is kinda cute: (http://media.ign.com/boards/images/icons2/animals_catbread.gif)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: waqwarrior on December 23, 2010, 09:29:52 PM
>:(
SCARLET HATES ANIMAL ABUSE in pictures

Would you prefer a video? ;)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: Ambient.Impact on December 23, 2010, 09:37:57 PM
This is amazing.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 24, 2010, 02:53:18 PM
The Cat:

MEW MEW MEWMEW LICK MEW MEW MEW LICK EATING MEW MEW MEW SLEEPS MEW MEW

Me; KITTTYY!!!! CHOCKES IN LOVE CHASES WITH vacume and sucks cat

locks in my room lolz!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 24, 2010, 07:14:50 PM
Reaction of a cat when he see what you intend to do with him

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6NkiNgjmZAanDM:http://images.uncyc.org/pt/4/40/Gato_tenso.jpg&t=1)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: hlfan on December 24, 2010, 08:58:29 PM
Lol the black cat it's exactly like mines :D

Black cats are cute :3
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: carsoff55 on December 24, 2010, 10:45:20 PM
AAWWWW!
kwitty kwat! :D

i have a black cat that looks like a kitten and jumped off the top of stairs and ALMOST died lolz!
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: waqwarrior on December 24, 2010, 10:59:02 PM
Wanna know what my cat's name is?
51.
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: hlfan on December 24, 2010, 11:25:20 PM
Wanna know what my cat's name is?
51.

I don't know why, but I found it bizarre :/
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: brahma on December 24, 2010, 11:37:33 PM
(http://www.bahianoticias.com.br/fotos/editor/Image/cachaca_51.jpg)
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: KylerAdams on December 24, 2010, 11:39:29 PM
Wanna know what my cat's name is?
51.

..was your last, by any chance, called 50?
Title: Re: Helllooooo? Media?? You There???
Post by: waqwarrior on December 25, 2010, 12:17:07 AM
...
Yes.