Because there's not much point in waiting for any particular TH custom model pack coming out now that A: Lost Souls is due in a few months (hopefully) and B: If you want something done, do it yourself. So I did.
I ~{:ONLY:}~ take credit for hacking, bludgeoning, editing, and otherwise futzing around with the models, and not the actual model or animations themselves. There's so many different chunks of content from different places, many of which were sourceless, I couldn't really name all of the original creators, but if I ever release this I will do my best.
Anyway, check it out!
Main menu. Taken from the original TH menu, pasted together, ran through a few filters with the title slapped on. Gamestartup music is from the Resident Evil Remake soundtrack, which will be removed if people bitch about it.
There's no real umbrella replacement yet, just fists. The arms are bare, to coincide with the Lost Souls player having bare arms. I'm using Werewolf's bare arms hack thingy.
Red's (I think) 1911 from his TH pack, which I can't actually find anywhere. This was taken from the hand change request thread. Default Glock anims, which I like.
Better shot.
Shovel. Pyroclasm's shovel, to be exact.
Some CS revolver. This is temporary.
AP9 replacement. I'm not sure what it is but it's better then the Greasegun I threw together before. It's from a The Specialists model website, but it used regular CS hands.
Another shot.
Some TS Ruger for the Taurus pistol.
Another shot.
Standard Tommygun for the 9mmar. Originally a CS P90 replacement.
Uses HD Pack muzzle flash.
Some remington from the hand change request thread. Has sweet draw and pump anims.
Yeah.
Tacticool M14 on OP4's sniper anims, Nomad's model work.
Cancer knuckles.
Red's dynamite. (Again, I think)
Yeah.
Cop guy from Red's pack.
Sheriff. Red's work.
Pilot guy.
w_9mmar. Renard's work.
w_9mmclip placeholder. From Cold Blood.
Red again.
Not sure where this is from. Anyone recognize it?

w_357ammobox from somewhere around these parts.
w_ap9
Medkit. Found on moddb. Dunno who made it. Anyone know?
Shotbox placeholder.
Older v_9mmar using Renard's Tommygun. I didn't like the anims so it switched to the CS Tommy.
Older AP9 replacement, from Survive in the Catacombs 2.
Greasegun for AP9 from a DOD custom model from FPSbanana. Didn't have the right feel.
Sawed off shotgun. Didn't work properly so it was axed. From a Specialists website.
Same gun with bare hands.
Taurus replacement from hand change request thread. Not enough "oomph." Also illegal.
So yeah, right now there's no replacement for the crowbar, wrench, minigun, satchel charge, or medkit. Zombie models are still the originals until some adequate replacement comes along. Sound effects are completely different. Zombie sounds, items, weapons, footsteps, etc. I will release this if I find good replacements for those things, and if everyone doesn't bitch about adequate credits. Like I said, I only hacked and modified stuff, no actual modelling and very little skinning. Anyway, yeah.
Edit: Bonus shot of the weapons sound effect folder!